2016 United Trailers | 8.5’ x 28’ | 20’ Floor | Tandem 6K Axles | 12K GVWR
Ever look at your life and think, “I need more enclosed space for my problems”?
Good news — I’m selling it.
🔧 The Boring (But Important) Facts:
2016 United Trailers
Model: UXGN-8.528TA60
Gooseneck — because bumper pull is for amateurs and grocery getters
Interior Width: 8.5 ft
Overall Length: 28 ft
Usable Floor Length: 20 ft
Tie Down Points: 8
Interior Height: 7 ft (stand tall, king)
Tandem Axles: (2) 6,000 lb axles
GVWR: 12,000 lbs
Red exterior — adds speed, confidence, and mild intimidation
Fresh white-painted interior — bright enough to expose all your bad ideas
Textured deck-painted floor — grippy enough to survive panic braking
🧠 What Can You Do With It?
Haul cars, UTVs, bikes, tools, or that “cheap project” you swore was a good deal
Build a mobile workshop and finally become the guy with “a setup”
Create a rolling man cave where responsibilities can’t find you
Store your stuff so your garage can once again pretend to be a garage
Hide Amazon deliveries and say “oh this? I’ve had this forever”
Start a food truck, mobile bar, or extremely suspicious taco operation
Escape your in-laws (trailer sold separately as living quarters)
This trailer is clean, solid, and drama-free.
No leaks. No smells. No “previous owner definitely cooked something illegal in here” vibes.
*** Located in Ramona, CA ***
Message me before I turn it into a mobile bar and start making terrible financial decisions.
-I have more pictures on request.
-Spare tire included.
-Tires are in good shape but old.
