Ken,
Get a pad of paper and just jot down your memories in short story form as they come to ya, like the one ya just told us, what great reading ! Personally I wouldn't care a whit if it was in 'proper English'. What you write here on RJ is the REAL Outlaw Ken, the man.
When you get ready to publish, there are lots of Ebook resources, to build a book available online, Amazon is an example. Ebooks are easier to get a book into the market place, although I'm a paper and ink sorta guy.