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11-30-2011, 04:53 PM

#187

TheYellaBrick

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Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Emmett, Idaho

Posts: 7,334

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
“Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.”

So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color and race, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy’s are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, is this a great country or what?

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