A border patrol officer was doing is rounds at the international fence when he came across an illegal that had just entered the U.S. The agent stopped him and toldhim we could do this the hard way or the easy way. The hard way being the agent arrest him, book him and throw him in jail for a couple of months, then have to ship him back across the border. Or the easyway, just jump back across the fenca and be home free. The illegal pleaded " oh my patrol man, I have to stay in the U.S. The violence is just horrible over there.
The patrol agent thought for a couple of minutes. Told the illegal if you can use the words "green, pink and yellow" in the same sentence, then I will let you stay. The illegal thought about it for a few more minutes and then said "The telephone went green, green, green. Then I pinked it up and said yellow".