An Indian Chief walks into a grocery store and asks for toilet paper.The clerk asks" What kind do you want,The Red Label for $4,the Blue Label for $2,or this no-name brand for fifty cents?"
The Chief replies"UHM, me takem no-name"
A couple days later the Indian chief returns and asks for more toilet paper."Want another roll of the no-name?"The clerks asks
"No" the Chief says,"I wantum Blue Label....and I have name for no-name paper"
"Really?" the clerk asks,"what is it?"
The Chief replies"John Wayne"
"John Wayne?How did you come up with that?"
"Cause it rough,it tough,and it no takum shit off Indian"