male blonde
FINALLY A MALE BLONDE JOKE :
A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE
NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND
HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED,SWEATING AND PANTING.
"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK,"
CRIES THE WOMAN.
HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S
DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY!
DADDY! UNCLE TED 'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO
CLOTHES ON!"
THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO
THE BEDROOM,PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE
WARDROBE DOOR.
SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWER ING
ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND,
"MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING
AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"