Why men don't make good advice columnists
 

Dear Thomas:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady &
making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have
been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and
admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum
he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him
anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs.. Sheila Usk



Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Funny thing is I did this to a lady friend a while ago, I completely misunderstood what she was asking and I started talking about what could be wrong with the car and how much it would cost to fix it. :roll: She just gave me a WTF look and barely talked to me the rest of the night.

that is awesome :)

I fail too see what is so funny about a car stalling out like that. Definitly something 's wrong............ :lol: :lol: :lol: